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Many clichés were catchy or meaningful when they were first penned. That’s the reason they became overused.
Before I give you a good reason to limit clichés, I invite you to read the following paragraphs.
Greg was always at a loss when it came to coming up with the perfect birthday gift for Annie. But this year he’d hit pay dirt. She’d mentioned how much she loved cakes from Harley’s Bakery. And his blushing bride to be would have a Harley’s Bakery birthday cake.
As luck would have it, when he reached Harley’s Bakery, a “closed” sign big as life hung on the door’s window. “Well, have a nice day, Greg!” he yelled as he kicked the door. “You missed getting Annie her heart’s desire by five minutes.” What gift could he find in a pinch? He was supposed to pick her up in thirty minutes. It would take the luck of the Irish to arrive at her door with a present.
Greg plodded back to his Camaro. What a bummer.
- at a loss
- hit pay dirt
- blushing bride
- As luck would have it
- big as life
- have a nice day
- her heart’s desire
- in a pinch
- the luck of the Irish
- what a bummer
Reason to Limit Clichés
The more clichés you include in your story, the less original your story is. The above example contains 136 words. Of those words, thirty-four formed clichés. Only seventy-five percent of the passage was original.
In past years, Greg spent unnerving afternoons jotting down gift ideas for Annie’s birthday. When he reviewed his lists, he realized most of the items were of more interest to him than to Annie. And the rest were pitiful—things like rubber dishwashing gloves. He cringed. How could he be so unimaginative?
But this year he didn’t need to make a gift list. He’d overheard Annie tell her best friend how much she loved cakes from Harley’s Bakery.
Greg zipped his Camaro into a parking space at the mall and exited the car, whistling. This year a Harley’s Bakery birthday cake would delight his fiancée’s taste buds. He’d become her hero.
When he reached Harley’s Bakery a red “closed” sign with six-inch white letters covered most of the door’s window. “Well, have a nice day, Greg!” he yelled as he kicked the door. “You missed getting the perfect gift by five minutes.”
He peeked through the glass bordering the sign. No one inside. He banged on the door. No one appeared from the back of the shop. He had thirty minutes before he was to arrive at Annie’s house. What could he grab quickly from another store? Perfume scents made her sick. She claimed flowers were a waste of money.
Greg plodded toward the grocery store at the end of the mall. The blue dishwashing gloves he’d given Annie three years ago were faded.
I left in “have a nice day” because it was something Greg would say. My one cliché was one and a half percent of the passage.
What clichés are you guilty of using?
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Thank you for these tips.
You’re welcome, Melissa. Happy writing.
Great topic. I’m ready to carry out Clichendectomies.
Love the term clichéndectomies, Marcia.
Zoe, I’m pleased as punch that you wrote this blog!
Sheri, you warm the cockles of my heart. (And you made me smile.)
Cockle warming is one of my gifts, apparently.